Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

A: The vegetable garden.

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How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

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What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

Vegetable Garden Jokes More Vegetable Garden Jokes

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

A: The vegetable garden.

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!