Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

A: The vegetable garden.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Relative Jokes More Relative Jokes

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

Vegetable Garden Jokes More Vegetable Garden Jokes

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

A: The vegetable garden.

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!