Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

A: The vegetable garden.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Relative Jokes More Relative Jokes

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

Vegetable Garden Jokes More Vegetable Garden Jokes

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

A: The vegetable garden.

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!