What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

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When is a pig not quite a pig?

A: When it's oink-ognito.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"