What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.