What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

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What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

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What do you call a pig that can't be seen?

Hamouflage

What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.