What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What do old people smell like?

Depends

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Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger