What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger