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What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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Whoa Jokes More Whoa Jokes

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

ON AN OPPORTUNITY

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

Pao Jokes More Pao Jokes

How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.

Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

What do you call a crazy introvert?

A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh