What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

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What are Mario's overalls made of?

denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

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Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

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Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3

What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'