What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

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Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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I pronounce it Frankfort.

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What's reddit without the R&ampD?

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They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

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They always take things literally.

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What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

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Halfway, any further and you're running out.

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

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Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3