Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

Why are white people so bad at horror movies?

Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.