Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.