Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

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Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

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What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

What have you been feeding him?

Me: Egg shells.

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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.