Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why do farmers put bells on cows?

Their horns don't work.

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

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What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.