Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

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What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

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What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott. Thank you.

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What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.