they're too mature for their taste
Storms off w/ his son, Kegger
Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.
Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.
Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke