Quackamole Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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Burrito Jokes More Burrito Jokes

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.