Quackamole Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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What did one duck say to the other?

Quack!

How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What is the Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.

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What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.