Quackamole Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.