Quackamole Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.