What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

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What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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What's a monster's favorite bean?

A human bean.

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans