What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

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Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

What's a monster's favorite bean?

A human bean.