What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

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What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What's a monster's favorite bean?

A human bean.