What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

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Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?

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What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise?

LMAO"

What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!