What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

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What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.