Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why we going into the woods?

Let me out"

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Why did the farmer win an award?

because he was out-standing in his field

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!