Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

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Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

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Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.