Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull