They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
That he only has a 6 inch.
For a $5 footlong.
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
The thot police!
They must not like Kraft
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.
Make me one with everything*
A girl scout that got hit by a car.
It was two tired.
Crude Oil.
She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*
A pedometer
deez nuts
100 bill.
What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending
Criminal Intent.
