How can you make a slow horse fast?

Don't give him any food.

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here