It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.
Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.
Because it was dead.
Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..
A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.
An astronaut.
A picnic table can support a family of 4.
Divine intervention. edit: Oh.
A flat miner. EDIT: spelling
A: They must follow the letter of the law.
Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!
It was too tired.
Attire