It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.
When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.
ey, get off me homes!
A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person
hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss
Cells are found inside plants.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.
Because they can spell it. LOL LOL
Look ma, no hands!
He didn't. He fell off your bike.