Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

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Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

How do pigs talk?

Swine language

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

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What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

American Tourist Jokes More American Tourist Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes