Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

What did one dead American cop say to the other dead American cop?

Waaazzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppp.

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How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

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How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.