Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

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Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

What to hear a joke about dementia?

Pickles

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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

American Tourist Jokes More American Tourist Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes