Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

What's the definition of a mere myth?

A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.