Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

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Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

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Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.