Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

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What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

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What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.