What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

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Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

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Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.