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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian