Which elf likes to click pictures?

sELFie

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

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Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

What goes click-click-click..."Did I get it?

A: Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube