What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !

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What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole?

Abdominal Snowman

Why are there no black people at the North Pole?

Because there is nothing to steal there

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What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!