What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

North Pole Jokes More North Pole Jokes

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

Where does Santa's stripper mom work?

The North Pole

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What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !