What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

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What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A molar bear

What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

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What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.