What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !

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Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

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What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!