What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !

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What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole?

Abdominal Snowman

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What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!