What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.