What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.