What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.