What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

What do you call a union of writers?

A writers' block