What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What do you call a story about a WW2 shipyard?

A riveting tale.

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.