What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

What do you call a Robert on a stick?

A keBob!

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Where do books sleep?

A: Under their covers.

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.