What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

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What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

A: The Book of who's Boo.

Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.