What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

What do you call a story about a WW2 shipyard?

A riveting tale.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.