What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.