Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

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How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition

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Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department