Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

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What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

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What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

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How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

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Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.