Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

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What did he say?

Me: "You're fired".

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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How do normal people vs feminists laugh?

Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..

What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.

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Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

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What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

the tiny little buns

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.