Because she refused to make a sandwich
Shhhhhhh.
he threw out the W's
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
None of them like pork.
Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!
Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
They both exaggerate the length.
A Greek.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".