What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Previous Random Joke Next

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

cancer.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

What's Christmas called in England ?

Yule Britannia !