What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.