What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

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What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.