What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

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What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.