What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

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What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L

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What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.