What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

What did the cripple get for christmas?

Wii Fit

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed