A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"
Because pterodactyls are extinct.
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy
OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*
A dogapillar
