What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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Who are you with?

and "Just heard our song"

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

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What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !