A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.
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Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D
A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)
When it's raining cats and dogs !
A sourpuss !
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
It said that it had 20 cookies in it.
They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.
A sans sheriff!
My ex wife.
Well, well, well
Depends on how many cops planted it there
A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.
because chicken.
Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.
The first one.
2:30 (Tooth hurty!)
It doesn't need cleaning.
A three-legged lady
