Well Jokes

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

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Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

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What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.