A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.
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Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D
A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)
They don't have wives
Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.
Because the only one that had a dream was shot.
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!
To catch her false teeth.
A bat.
Stumps
High Five
Anti-oppressants.
They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary.
She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
To get the Yolk Rite.
He didn't want to be called chicken
It said that it had 20 cookies in it.
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
