Why does it end with twenty?

he thinks to himself.

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Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?

A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.