Why does it end with twenty?

he thinks to himself.

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Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.