Off-pudding.
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ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.
Shark infested custard
When they're in Denali.
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
DIP
Holy Guacamole
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
You put it in water
Because he's not a full es.
Por flavor
Shark infested mashed potatoes.
One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito
Quackamole.
Shark-o-late!
Pepper water makes them sneeze.
You stop laughing and shoot him again.
His lips are moving.
