Custard Jokes

What do you call a custard when it goes bad?

Off-pudding.

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

Infest Jokes More Infest Jokes

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Burrito Jokes More Burrito Jokes

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans