Custard Jokes

What do you call a custard when it goes bad?

Off-pudding.

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

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Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

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Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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What's a Mexican pimp's favorite investment?

A putable bond

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.