Off-pudding.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.
Shark infested custard
One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito
Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.
A: She screws you two nights in a row.
How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.
Knock on the hatch.
So they can stand closer to the sink.
A lone shark
Pepper water makes them sneeze.
Holy Guacamole
GuacaMOLE
They always steal the green cards.
A magic Juan
Because he is an ex-Terminator.
Shark infested mashed potatoes.
Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.
Untrustable
