Custard Jokes

What do you call a custard when it goes bad?

Off-pudding.

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?

They go sharkers !

Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

Infest Jokes More Infest Jokes

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

Burrito Jokes More Burrito Jokes

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.