Off-pudding.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.
Shark infested custard
Human beans
Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.
Because pepper makes them sneeze
A lone shark
First he lies on one side, then the other!!
A dead school bus!
Senority
A baked bean
Shark infested mashed potatoes.
Well hell-if-i-know!
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
Holy Guacamole
If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.
