Custard Jokes

What do you call a custard when it goes bad?

Off-pudding.

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

Burrito Jokes More Burrito Jokes

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a strange Mexican man who owns a chocolate factory?

Willy Juanka.

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Infest Jokes More Infest Jokes

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.