Custard Jokes

What do you call a custard when it goes bad?

Off-pudding.

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

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What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

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What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

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One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.