Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

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Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do they say when batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

What do you call a metalhead with a cold?

Flemmy

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

How much free space does Europe have ?

1 GB.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.