Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

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What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

Which Pokemon got a cold?

Pik-a-choo.

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What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.