Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

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What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

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What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...