Why do you have a black eye?

You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing!

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...