Why do you have a black eye?

You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!

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Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

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What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.