Why do you have a black eye?

You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.