What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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What a group of musical chemists called?

Butane Clan

What group would an obese racist join?

The cake-cake-cake.

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What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.