What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

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What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Reptile Jokes More Reptile Jokes

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!