What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team?

One is a group of cunning runts...

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Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

Reptile Jokes More Reptile Jokes

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus