What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

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What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

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The first herd shot round the world!

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I love you with all my art!"

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What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.