What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

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Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

Why can't you fight an accountant ?

They'll always out number you!