What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

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What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work