What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

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Why did the tire pop?

Because it retired.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.