What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".