What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did one druid say to the other?

Bear with me...

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

What's the most dishonest place on earth?

The Library