What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.