Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

gt marked as spam

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What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.