Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

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What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables?

In an American nursing home.

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer