Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

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Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

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Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers