Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

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How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What did the Special Needs Rowing Team decide to call themselves?

Oartism

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Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!