Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

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Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

Who was left?

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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

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How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor