Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

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Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

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Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Dayscare centers

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"