Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution?

Serf's up!