Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.

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How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.