What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

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What did the pirate say?

ayy ayy cap'n

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy?

A: Because he only made a good buccaneer.