What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

What does a pirate call his idiot son?

A retarrrrrd

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What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

Who's a modern pirate for the 21st century?

Neckbeard!

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Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate