What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

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Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

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What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

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Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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You call an investigator

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What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate