Beta Blocker Jokes

What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

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Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.