Beta Blocker Jokes

What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

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Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

Chicken tikka m'sala

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager