Beta Blocker Jokes

What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

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Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

What is Reddit's favorite pirate?

Neckbeard

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace