Friendzone Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

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What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

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What should you never say to a brony?

Hello

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

Friendzone Guy Jokes More Friendzone Guy Jokes

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

Complement Jokes More Complement Jokes

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

G Jokes More G Jokes

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

How'd you find out?

G:"I'm on both."

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas