Friendzone Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

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What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

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How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

How'd you find out?

G:"I'm on both."

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

Endzone Jokes More Endzone Jokes

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

Brony Jokes More Brony Jokes

What do you call a brony in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.