G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.
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Friendship is magic.
None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.
I thought friendship was magic
Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.
She heard he was a cowpuncher!
It ended in a tie.
Aww, shucks!
Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!
Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
Because cars takes you from A to B
B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???
bout tree fiddy.
The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.
They suffer from m'ladies
I have a cream.
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.