What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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What language do cats speak?

Catonese

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.