Wheres my dog gone?

Dead in the trash

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans

How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out?

9 months