Wheres my dog gone?

Dead in the trash

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.