How does a black woman fight crime?

By having an abortion

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What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

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How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.