How does a black woman fight crime?

By having an abortion

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

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How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions?

A crime fighter.

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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!