How does a black woman fight crime?

By having an abortion

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Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

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An astronaut, you douchebag.

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

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He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy