Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

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Where'd you get him?

The parrot replies, "Africa".

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Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah