Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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Remove the vowels in his rack.

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Peter Dinklige

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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They all die when they turn aidy.

Where did you get that thing?

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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.