Borg Jokes

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile."

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What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

Who's there ! Borg ! Borg who ?

Borg standard !

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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Computer Virus Jokes More Computer Virus Jokes

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

What do you call a robot whose brain is unplugged?

Mentally dis-cabled.

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

Scientologist Jokes More Scientologist Jokes

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

What does a scientologist and an almond have in common?

They are both nuts.

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile."

Star Trek Jokes More Star Trek Jokes

What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

A: Space. The final frontier..........

How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

Morgue Jokes More Morgue Jokes

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross