Borg Jokes

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile."

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What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

Who's there ! Borg ! Borg who ?

Borg standard !

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish

Scientologist Jokes More Scientologist Jokes

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?

I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

What is the name of the new game show hosted by Katt Williams?

Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there