How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

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What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal