Row vs. Wade
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When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
His lily died
A. He can't keep the lilies alive.
Because his parents are vegetables.
Nothing.
Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
Scrambled eggs =p
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
Because you already read-it.
A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
They're the ones with the little red hats.
No home oh
It's 'rent free!
Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
