Row vs. Wade
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When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
His lily died
Because he used a non-stick pan.
He was caught stroganoff
more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!
A Christian bail.
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
A. He can't keep the lilies alive.
Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.
A: So you'll never know which side he's on.
Scrambled eggs =p
A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop
Because it'll gobble up everything.
He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy
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