Row vs. Wade
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When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
His lily died
Because they don't know what a full house is
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Row v. Wade
The fastest way to get across a river.
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Nothing.
So you would never know what side he was on.
Because he was grounded.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Me: oh, um, science.
That I will open the door
A nigloo
Stamps!
Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme
He wanted sweet and sour pork !
