Row vs. Wade
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When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
His lily died
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
A stay at home dad
A: She's the one on her bike.
A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide
Wade
The steaks have never been higher
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.
KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.
because it was being driven by a woman
The BMW I8.
Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.
EXFOLIATE!
Pirates.
Dewalts
