What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

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Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

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What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill