What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

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Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.