The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.
The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.
He heard the snow-blower was coming.
They meet up and crack each other up.
He cracked up.
ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.
You should know, you've only read it twenty times.
The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.
Clan chowder