The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.
As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming
Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.
A: Fell through the cracks.
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
Speechless
Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)
Burning
Because they don't believe in the KKK