Because they don't believe in the KKK
A receding hare-line!
The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.
They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.
A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
Believe in reincarnation.
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.
Sheet cake.