What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.

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What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

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What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

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Where does a one-legged woman work?

What's her name? Eileen If she's Asian what's her name? Irene /goingtohellforthis

What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.