What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal?

A Robin Williams.

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What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.