What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal?

A Robin Williams.

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What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal?

A Robin Williams.

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Where did Robin Williams go after he died?

To the Mork.

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.